Journal of Your Green Eyed Monster

I am Louis!

I am Stat! Stat I am!

That Stat I am
That Stat I am
I do not like
That Stat I am!

Do you like Brown rats and Cam ?

I do NOT like them Stat I am!
I do not like brown rats and Cam .

Would you eat them
In Cafe du Monde?

I would not like them
In Cafe du Monde.
I would not like them
Anywhere!
I do not like brown rats and Cam .
I do NOT like them Stat I am!

Would you like them
In a pond?
Would you like them
With Juan?

I do not like them
In a pond.
I do not like them
With Juan.
I would not like them
In Cafe du Monde.
I would not like them Anywhere!
I do not like brown rats and Cam .
I do NOT like them Stat I am!

Would you eat them on a bus?
Would you eat them with no fuss?

Not on a bus!
But with fuss!
Not in a pond,
Not with Juan!
I would not like them
In Cafe du Monde.
I would not like them
Anywhere!
I do not like brown rats and Cam .
I do NOT like them Stat I am!

Would you, could you in a Jag?
If you eat them I won't nag!
Eat them, eat them
Here they are!

I would not could not in a Jag.
Go ahead and nag, nag, nag!
Not on a bus!
But with fuss!
Not in a pond,
Not with Juan!
I would not like them
In Cafe du Monde.
I would not like them Anywhere!
I do not like brown rats and Cam.
I do NOT like them Stat I am!

You may like the blood you see,
Would you try it here with me?

I would not could not in a Jag.
No blood you nag, nag, nag.


Say, Louis, in the dark?
Or here with a lark.
Would you could you in a park?

I would not could not with a lark
Not in the park, not in the dark.
I would not could not in a Jag.
Go ahead and nag, nag, nag!
Not on a bus! But with fuss!
Not in a pond, Not with Juan!
I would not like them
In Cafe du Monde.
I would not like them In Cafe du Monde.
I would not like them Anywhere!
I do not like brown rats and Cam .
I do NOT like them Stat I am!

You do not like them.
That's okay.
Have them! Have them!
And you shall okay?

STAT! If you will leave me alone,
I shall try them. Now at home.

Hey!
I like brown rats and Cam !
I do! I like them, Stat I am!
I would eat them with a lark
And in the park,
also in the dark.
I would and could in a Jag.
Thank you. You, nag, nag, nag.
I will eat them on a bus!
Not with alot of fuss!
I will eat them in a pond,
I will eat them with Juan!
I would love them
In Cafe du Monde.
I would love them
Anywhere!
I do so like brown rats and Cam.

Thank you!
Thank you!
Stat I am!
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YourGreenEyedMonster (dep) 11-16-15 931pm